Crispy Bacon

baconBack on the 28th of November, The Smiling Mortician commemorated the passing of the worlds’ oldest living person. Well, whoops! It happened again. Although Maria de Jesus trod this earth for 115 years, she was the world’s oldest, living person for only about 5 weeks. Unsteady is the crown at these ages. Next up? Gertrude Baines of LA, who turned 114 back in April.

Baines seems to be doing fine, and her main complaint is that “the bacon isn’t crisp enough at breakfast.”Ah, they don’t make baconn like they used to.


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